Selasa, 26 April 2016

Everything wrong with review aggregator.

in the midst of BvS rotten tomatoes shitfest, i want to talk about it, about review aggreator sites be it Rotten Tomatoes or Metacritic, but especially Rotten Tomatoes.

i always find review aggregator site absurd.

art is a subjective matter, and some piece of art, only get appreciated by the critics and people alike few years - decades, even - after the supposed release dates.

art is an expression of the artist, and to reduce it to a mere number, or worse, a fresh or rotten tomatoes is insulting to the art and to the nuance of the critics itself.

now the question arise, are there such thing as bad art? depends. in painting, Pollock's splash of colour - not that this is a derogatory, merely simplifying Pollock's art to the uninitiated - is regarded in the history of art at the same level as Picasso's Cubist painting. BUT, there are bad cubist painting, and there are good cubist painting, what constitutes a bad or good cubist painting, that i do not know.

the key point is in genre.

you compare classical music to another classical music, what is a good classical music? i have no idea, but it'll be stupid to compare say, Kreisler's Liebesleid to Daft Punk's Something About Us.

now, movie is a weird case for me.

what constitutes a good movie? 

now for me, what constitutes a good movie, technically, is screenplay, acting, editing, sound, cinematography, and story in general. and finally, when the movie successfully to be what it's trying to be.

now a good movie is different than movie that YOU enjoy.  and this is completely subjective. 

my point is, i believe, as a critic, they should review movies - or art, in general - by first and foremost knowing the purpose of the movie, and whether it achieve it or not.

my problems with critics nowadays, it's just that they're more of a reviewer, instead of a critics. they tell their readers whether they like it or not, not the technical aspects of it.

because BvS is the most recent example, i will use it as an example.

most of the criticisms of BvS revolved around whether it was their Superman/batman/wonder woman or not, whether it was "fun", whatever fun means nowadays.

almost nobody talks about actual things, like plot? is it too busy or not, i accept that it is too busy, but it is not stupid and full of plotholes. the editing? it was jumpy, because WB asks snyder to cut 30 minutes of it.

just because BvS is a superhero movie, they compared it to another superhero movies, which is stupid. imagine in the 80s when people read Watchmen for the first time, and compared it to previous superhero comics before it, and said it was not fun.

now the problem with review agreggator: because review now is completely subjective and sometimes banal, to reduce it to numbers is insulting to critics. do RT really think that Richard Roeper opinion is hold at the same level as some 20 something blogger from fucking Buzzfeed?

reviewer comes from different kinds of background, and just to ignore that nuance to a mere yes/no algorithm is stupid.

i mean i just found out that Jumper is at 16% at RT, when i watched it years ago, i enjoyed it immensely. i mean there's no fucking way the sharknado - at 80 something - is better than Jumper, from technical level and story.


Minggu, 24 April 2016

nerd culture is not that mainstream

in the past decade - less than a decade, actually - we always hear about how nerd and geek culture becoming mainstream, hence, all the movies adapted from said culture. it's all good and fancy right? now those people who didn't/couldn't/wouldn't touch a nerd media in their life, can call themselves geek/nerd just because they read one or two books about superheroes, and always in line to watch the next big blockbuster superhero movies.

then Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice came.

the general audiences are adapted to linear storytelling, popularized by marvel, where the main character(s) go from point A to B to C, then after all the individual movies, we get the climax, the Avengers movie. then you feel geeky when the culmination movie made reference to previous movies


then Zack Snyder came, and fuck you in the ass with references that only, ONLY, comics book nerds who dedicated their resources to this world will understand.

imagine when your only experiences with comic book characters are from marvel movies, you came to this movie with a preconceived idea about how superhero movies should be, then BvS punch you in the tit.

spoilers here.

imagine, the movie starts with another depiction of the Wayne's murder, you thought "oh Pete's sakes we know how batman's parent die"

then MoS climax from Bruce's perspective, "what? I only watch MoS once, what is this?

then after that is just a barrage of reference.

dead robin's suit, probably Jason todd, the reason why bruce is cruel, people who never touch a comic book doesn't know the significance of the suit.

then boom the flash with his ol am I too soon bongaloo, you think, "what is that? what? what the fuck?"

then wonder woman, then doomsday, then middle finger from zack, putting after credits in the middle of the movie.

one of the criticisms for BvS is that it tried to juggle too much, 4 stories into one? we got bruce, clark, diana, lois, and lex? 5 story arcs into one, and it's too busy. well well well, if you read comic books, sometimes they juggle more than that, plus the crossover books - try read all those civil war arcs with all its crossover, you'll have to spend months - and we're adapted to that.

plus the themes and allegory. the simplest question it asks is; "what if superman exist in our society?" in that movie, how people react to supes mirrors our real reaction if superman really does exist. we will fear him, our notion of sovereignty, our belief system, will crumble.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson sums it up in the movie, when darwin gave us the theory of evolution, it removes us human from the center of the universe after copernicus removed earth from the center of the milky way. the existence of superman means all religions in the world are false, there is no god, there is a "god", and he is a man and he can't save everybody.

then lex brings the god theme, god is tribal. muslim thinks their god is the best, so does christians and other religions, god takes sides, and if god takes sides, then god is not all good, thus not all powerful, it's basically epicurus argument.


what made DC movies post Man of Steel is so polarizing and uncomfortable, is the fact that it paints society as it is, cynical, afraid, and selfish. and it deals with consequences of being a hero, and not just in love life - my love life sucks because I'm a superhero - but consequences to the world.

and comic books deals with this theme since its inception, comic books always relevant to the context of  its time. and nothing is more fitting, that the magnum opus of comic book movie adaption, trying to be relevant - and successfully achieving it - to its context of time.

it might not be the best superhero movie, but it's the boldes, bravest, and most relevant.

Jumat, 22 April 2016

Ladies Code



this album is probably the best K-Pop album i've ever listen to. granted, i'm not the biggest KPop connoisseur out there, but from my limited experience, Kpop album usually only have 2-3 good songs, tops, out of 9-10 songs, and this album is 3/3 for me.

basis of my judgement? i just can't stop listening to it, i don't even know what genre is this, is this even Kpop? because for sure these songs is the furthest thing from your usual kpop.

what makes this album even better is the story behind it.

ladies code used to be 5 member idol group, and in 2014, two of them died in an accident, and they've been in hiatus since. you can feel the somberness in it, and i guess i like somber, that's the reason i like BvS, it's a somber movie about humanity.

the fact that this album is some kind of statement and rite of passage for these group of young girls makes it even better for me, because honestly, being happy produce shit art.

Selasa, 19 April 2016

motherfucking K-Drama - and east asian drama in general

fucking east asian drama, fuck you.

the reason i feel east asian drama - Japanese and Korean - are far superior compared western drama because they hit you like a fucking brick.

they stripped all the useless side of romance - sex, especially sex - and focusing in what's more important, the essentials = the interaction.

whether it's the texting, the flirt, because be honest, not everybody is a godamn cassanova, knowing what to say to those you yearn from day one. most of us sucks, and probably coward, and probably in denial.

my favourite part? happy ending is not a must, at least it'll be bittersweet. because happiness is overrated.

hell, lot of them end in death - Cross Game and Your -fucking- Lie in April comes to mind - because again admit it, life sucks, the probability you'll live happily ever after is closer to zero.

architecture 101, watch it, anybody who reads this, watch this motherfucker, let it hit you in the feels.

Rabu, 06 April 2016

In defense of Batman v Superman - and Man of Steel, to some extent.

5 minutes ago, this post is filled with around 500 words of rant why critics are stupid and wrong, but no, i'm not going to.

i love what i love, just like i proudly announce the fact that i love power rangers the movie, and i proudly states that i love Batman v Superman and Man of Steel.

it did to me what no other so called "superhero movies" ever do to me: it hits me emotionally.

and for that alone, these movies already justifies its own existence.

ps: watched it 4 times, loved it everytime